I was hoping he'd forget, but he hasn't. The more I've thought about it, though, the more I've realized that the dino could be a type of beanbag chair for G. He could use it for a gaming chair. Tri-Sarry kind of matches our living room furniture, and could be his television watching furniture, freeing the couch for more comfortable lounging for me or B.
G had saved fifteen dollars--ten from his great grandmother for his birthday and five for performing "Insane in the Membrane" for my recording cell phone. His birthday party yielded enough gift money for Tri-Sarry plus cash for some Legos and other toys. Grammy and I took him to Sam's Club this afternoon.
The wait for membership sign-up was excruciating for G. He kept looking toward the place where the Jumbo Animals were displayed the month before. They'd been moved. Our next stop was the restrooms. Finally we perused the toy section. There were two jumbo boxes of Jumbo Animals. As Grammy and I hefted unicorns and giraffes, G bounced around, waiting for Tri-Sarry.
There was not one single triceratops in either box. Upon closer inspection of the signs, only one box was supposed to hold the Jumbo Animals; the other housed Eye-normous Animals, which were a bit smaller with bug eyes.
My lesson in delayed gratification was turning in to a lesson of disappointment. G licked his lips several times, a sign that he might tear not be able to hold back tears much longer. As we walked toward the cell phone cases hand in hand, Grammy noticed a shrink wrapped box of Jumbo Animals high up above the atomic clocks.
She waited there while G and I approached the customer service desk. I explained that G had been saving money for a special Jumbo Animal that we couldn't find and asked if we could get the box down to check for a dino. It helped that G was wearing his knitted dino sweater.
A lift had to be driven out to bring the pallet down with the box on top of it. The employee and I dug through a half box of gigantor animals. Every last one was a unicorn or a giraffe. We checked customer service see if more were being ordered. They weren't.
At lunch, I checked samsclub.com. I can't find this version of Dino! I've Amazoned, Googled, and Toysrused for Goff International Jumbo Animal or dinosaur. Then resorted to a Facebook post in hopes that some Sams club somewhere near friends and family might have one that can be shipped to us. Guess what my after-lunch fortune cookie said?