N (coming out of the bathroom): Guys, I gotta tell you something.
Tommy and Me (with trepidation): What is it?
N: Well, I was going to pee, and I just... I have two underwear on.
Me: Wow, I'm really glad you shared that with us.
N: Yeah, I was pulling them down, then pulling them up, and there was two of them. And, they both had red stripes.
Me: That is so silly.
Tommy: So why did you put two on?
N: I don't know . How does underwear just jump on you without you knowing?
Yes, this is a mystery for the ages. Where, oh where, is Encyclopedia Brown? I bet that kid could tell us how this happened.
C: Mom, do you have lockers at work?
Me: No, but we have drawers that lock.
C: Do you keep nunchucks in them?
C: Why not?
Me: Well, that would be a little weird in an office building.
C: Not if you know how to use them.
Obviously, he thinks my work is way cooler than it is. Also, I'm feeling a little inadequate since my drawers only have paperwork, utensils, and ketchup packets in them.
And finally, I leave you with this fun little peek into my life. My older boys have been making their own lunches for years (their choice). The rules are that they have to have a sandwich, a drink and at least one healthy item (yogurt, fruit, cheese, etc.). Other than that, they can pack what they like. I occasionally peek in their lunchboxes to make sure they follow the rules, but don't check every night. My oldest has gotten a little lazy this year, and tries to skirt the rules. Earlier this school year, I had to call him downstairs shortly after bedtime to make a sandwich, which he "forgot" to do when he made the rest of his lunch. Tonight, I decided to let him sleep, and instead left him this in his lunchbox--
I'll let him know tomorrow that if he tries to skip the sandwich again, I'll switch the junk food for fruit, and won't be leaving a yummy sandwich. But for now, I hope he enjoys!